(Satirical) Life Pro Tips

[aMarioFan64]

If you see a Paper Towel Dispenser like this...



It's totally legit!

[aMarioFan64]

[Mr_Nick666]

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

[aMarioFan64]

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[Ninja Monkey]

Want a Switch or a Switch Lite but can't afford one?

For Switch
Remove the outer shell of the Wii U Gamepad.
What most people don't know is that it's a protective case for the Switch underneath.
But since it's an early draft it lacks the SD card and game card Slot. You will need to cut out holes for them in order for it to work
(See attached pictures below)

You also need to cut out the mounted JoyCons.
In the early days of Switch the Joycons were mounted to the Switch due to keeping costs down, but it's an easy proccess removing them.
The early draft of the Switch lacks a kickstand however, but that's where the Wii U gamepad/recharge stand comes into play.
If needed you could modify one yourself but I would recommend it due to the risks involved.

For Switch Lite
No modifications needed.

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Hold my non alcoholic beverage

[wu_wei_lion]

Really like a internet forum? Become a Mod on there.

I can confirm that this is a wonderful idea. Deleting spam bot posts is great fun

[aMarioFan64]

[aMarioFan64]

Losing an internet argument? Try correcting their spelling and grammar. That will show them how stupid they are.

[wu_wei_lion]

Losing an internet argument? Try correcting their spelling and grammar. That will show them how stupid they are.

Your first sentence had no subject, making it unclear who you're addressing. Also, possibly implied is the verb "are," which is also missing. Correcting grammar not only demonstrates the stupidity of others, it also highlights your own intelligence.

[aMarioFan64]