Corrupt a Wish

[aMarioFan64]

New Forum game! The idea here is to take a wish that the post above you made, and make it bad. Example:

I wish Nintendo would reveal the final Fighter Pass fighter in Smash Ultimate.

Granted, but it's Bubsy.

I wish people weren't so cantankerous on the Internet.

[cThreep]

Questions about the rules: do we have to say that their wish is granted, but essentially add a caveat like you did?

[aMarioFan64]

Questions about the rules: do we have to say that their wish is granted, but essentially add a caveat like you did?

Correct.

[cThreep]

-I wish people weren’t so cantankerous on the Internet

Wish granted, but now the people of the internet will begin each sentence with “in effort to not be cantankerous, I submit the following comment...”

I wish I had a millions dollars. Easy one.

[The Cloud Strife]

-I wish people weren’t so cantankerous on the Internet

Wish granted, but now the people of the internet will begin each sentence with “in effort to not be cantankerous, I submit the following comment...”

I wish I had a millions dollars. Easy one.

Granted. You have a million dollars. In pennies.

I wish I could walk on the moon.

[aMarioFan64]

-I wish people weren’t so cantankerous on the Internet

Wish granted, but now the people of the internet will begin each sentence with “in effort to not be cantankerous, I submit the following comment...”

I wish I had a millions dollars. Easy one.

Granted. You have a million dollars. In pennies.

I wish I could walk on the moon.

Granted, but you crash landed.

I wish we had gameplay footage of Metroid Prime 4.

[The Cloud Strife]

-I wish people weren’t so cantankerous on the Internet

Wish granted, but now the people of the internet will begin each sentence with “in effort to not be cantankerous, I submit the following comment...”

I wish I had a millions dollars. Easy one.

Granted. You have a million dollars. In pennies.

I wish I could walk on the moon.

Granted, but you crash landed.

I wish we had gameplay footage of Metroid Prime 4.

Granted. Metroid Prime 4 Amiibo Festival gameplay footage has been revealed.

I wish Square Enix would announce how many parts the Final Fantasy VII Remake will be.

[Death]

I wish Square Enix would announce how many parts the Final Fantasy VII Remake will be.

Granted, but there'll be five years between each one and every second entry will be a rhythm game or dating sim spin-off.

I wish Paper Mario had a new game that was like the first two.

[aMarioFan64]

Granted, but Bowser is still the main villain.

I wish a new Mario Cartoon/Anime would happen.

[Ninja Monkey]

Granted, the plot, the cast and the story would be based off of Super Mario Bros. the movie

I wish a new TimeSplitters game got announced